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dramatis personae

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sequoia sugar the lead singer and the bassist. just had a mental breakdown and has gotten a new lease on life. likes ???

peach cobbler the other singer and the other guitarist. she walks dogs, works at a billiards bar, and scams people online for a living. likes cats & veganism.

violet wittrockiania the lead guitarist. got kicked out of his previous band ten years ago and hasn't lived it down. likes antique furniture & kombucha.

marina marino the drummer. she works as an actuary and is the only one in the band making serious money. hates her day job and seriously wants to quit it. likes modern art & the ocean (there is no ocean on the moon)

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other characters

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aloe jadestone marina's spouse. they run an unsuccessful painting cafe, which operates as their glorified studio. likes scented candles & small businesses.

mozart j. korn the failson of the great romulus d. korn. uses his dad's money to bum around his converted-inn hippie commune back on planet earth. likes crystals & the harmonic resonance of the universe.

ruby candy violet's long-lost younger sister from mars. basically spends all day working at the moon fulfillment centers until honeymenthol bails her out. likes sleeping & eating